METHUSELAH WAS GAY
By Majekodunmi Oseriemen Ebhohon When they asked me:“How did Methuselah live so long?”Nine hundred and sixty-nine moons,his back unbent,his bones unstressed. I replied:Because he didn’tmarry someonewho ask,“Why are you always calm?” Because his wife never said,“I just wanted to see if you would shout.” Because no one threw silent treatmentslike spears across supper. He never had to decodethe hidden…