By Majekodunmi Oseriemen Ebhohon They say the country is hard. That pepper now trades like gold, That Naira sleeps in the ICU Jollof? On sabbatical. That even sachet water now needs a guarantor. But me? I laugh. Ha Ha Ha! I just laugh. I laugh at their stupidity. I laugh at their buffoonery. How can you tell me Nigeria…
(A RESPONSE TO THE VAGABONDS IN POWER WHO BANNED THE SONG) “Many years ago when Eedris sang ‘NIGERIA JAGA JAGA’, Obasanjo said it was his father’s house that was ‘jaga jaga.’ Today, if you check between him and Obasanjo who was right, you will see that he was indeed right, for Nigeria has finally ‘jaga jaga’ finish.” — Anonymous…
Grok has done it again. The AI chatbot, developed by Elon Musk’s X (formerly Twitter), has thrown Nigeria’s political scene into a frenzy with just one word—“Sowore.” It all started when a Twitter user, @SuoazOfficial, posed a loaded question: Which of these politicians is not responsible for Nigeria’s destruction—Sowore, Obi, Atiku, Tinubu, or Kwankwaso? Grok’s response was swift. No…
Once upon a time, in the era of Tinubu,When hunger wore agbada and danced in the streets,There lived a man—let’s call him Ojo the Dreamer,Whose belly was a drum that never ceased to beat. Ojo, weary of garri and watery soup,Decided one day to eat like the chiefs.So, he strolled to “Chop Life Restaurant,”Where food looked like art, and…
The Nigerian Army has claimed that investigating journalist, Fisayo Soyombo, was arrested alongside other suspects at an oil bunkering site in Port-Harcourt, Rivers State. Reacting in a statement made available to SaharaReporters, the Acting Deputy Director Army Public Relations, 6 Division, Lt Col Danjuma Jonah Danjuma, confirmed that Fisayo Soyombo was being detained by the military, adding that its…
The Federal Government in October through the OHCSF initiated the process of selecting new permanent secretaries to fill vacancies in eight states. A total of 19 directors out of 38 shortlisted for the position of permanent secretaries in the Federal Civil Service have failed the qualifying examination. A memo signed by Dr Emmanuel Meribole on behalf of the examination…
A new image trending on social media shows Nigerian President Bola Ahmed Tinubu as a “Pill Ambassador.” This image was shared by Nigerian entertainer and activist Charly Boy, known for his bold statements and thought-provoking posts. Charly Boy posted the image on his Twitter handle, sparking widespread discussion. In the image, President Tinubu is portrayed in a humorous yet…
BY ILIYASU GADU During the military regimes of Generals Ibrahim Babangida and Sani Abacha, the struggle to return Nigeria to civilian democratic rule was led largely by political personalities and intelligentsia from the south western part of the country. This became even more strident following the annulment of the June 12, 1993 elections by the Babangida regime. The coming…
What happens when you challenge the establishment?…
The Great Delusion invites you into a…
—for Professor Alofoje Unuigboje— by Majekodunmi Oseriemen…
By Majekodunmi Oseriemen Ebhohon They say the…
