Once upon a time, in the era of Tinubu,When hunger wore agbada and danced in the streets,There lived a man—let’s call him Ojo the Dreamer,Whose belly was a drum that never ceased to beat. Ojo, weary of garri and watery soup,Decided one day to eat like the chiefs.So, he strolled to “Chop Life Restaurant,”Where food looked like art, and…
If you want to preserve the existing version of Lil Jon’s “Get Low” in your brain, maybe don’t listen to this cover T-Pain made with Mark Zuckerberg — excuse me, Z-Pain. Their version transforms the “Get Low” I got down to at all my school dances into a song with a much slower tempo complete with an acoustic guitar. Trust me, I…
The Federal Government in October through the OHCSF initiated the process of selecting new permanent secretaries to fill vacancies in eight states. A total of 19 directors out of 38 shortlisted for the position of permanent secretaries in the Federal Civil Service have failed the qualifying examination. A memo signed by Dr Emmanuel Meribole on behalf of the examination…
A new image trending on social media shows Nigerian President Bola Ahmed Tinubu as a “Pill Ambassador.” This image was shared by Nigerian entertainer and activist Charly Boy, known for his bold statements and thought-provoking posts. Charly Boy posted the image on his Twitter handle, sparking widespread discussion. In the image, President Tinubu is portrayed in a humorous yet…
I sit by the river, watching it shrink, The currents no longer sing, they choke, Much like us, gasping for air under the weight, Of promises made in gilded halls.The sun rises, scorching the earth, But the trees no longer offer shade— Their branches burdened with the weight of toil, The fruits, too bitter to eat.We now laugh at…
What happens when you challenge the establishment?…
The Great Delusion invites you into a…
—for Professor Alofoje Unuigboje— by Majekodunmi Oseriemen…
By Majekodunmi Oseriemen Ebhohon They say the…
