Jonathan Ihonde and the Hotel Wahala
My people, listen.Jonathan Ihonde sang.He warned us.But did we listen?No. We booked a room.Biggest mistake of my life. The receptionist smiled.“You’ll love it here!” she said.She smiled too much.Her teeth were too white for this kind of hotel.But did we listen?No. The AC worked—if you kicked it just right.Kick too hard?Boom. It fell.Almost crushed my roommate.The manager came in,…