The Goat My Friend Bought
By Majekodunmi Oseriemen Ebhohon They sold baby goat for ten naira, mother goat for thirty. My clever friend chose the cheaper one. “Ah! Ten naira is a steal,” he said, “Why pay for old meat?” But today, he has spent ninety naira in three-naira bits across thirty days, feeding this tiny bleating thief and still, no milk, no meat,…